LEGO is going to begin selling single minifig mystery packs (blindboxes) sometime in 2010 in an attempt to get you to buy 20 of the same thing with the hopes of getting a ninja, robot, zombie and Mexican wrestler so you can stage THE MOST EPIC LEGO BATTLE EVER to take place on your bedroom floor . HOLY SH*T! Blindboxed Lego Minifigs Coming in 2010 [albotas]

This is a short stop-motion video of Bruce Lee and Iron Man duking it out. Now I don’t want to ruin it for you, but I will say there are hobbits involved. Intrigued? Choose your own adventure! If you decide to watch the movie, turn to page 68, if you decide not to watch, turn to page 89. Page 68: You die. Page 89: You die and an animal eats your corpse. Actually, it was a dinosaur. You provide just enough nourishment to the beast for a steamy romp in the mud with yours truly. I love it. Your life was not in vain! Iron Man vs Bruce Lee: FIGHT! [gizmodo] And a very Happy Birthday to Holly, who once punched Iron Man in his little glow-y thing and then called his mother a robot-lover.

Fess up, which two of you is this? Google Maps Thanks to jonah, Wesche and dave, who all swear it isn’t them.

NOTE: VIDEO IS SLIGHTLY NSFW , DUE TO LANGUAGE. This video is so full of win I don’t even know where to start. But I’ll try. First of all, beating the shit out of a TV with a baseball bat is just awesome. Also, humping it against the wall is cool too. And to make matters even more rad, there’s a pair of chicks with Australian accents arguing in the background the whole time. Which, combined with the beating of the television, really turned me on. And let me tell you: the guy they’re arguing about, Simon (who the one emphatically claims she doesn’t give a shit about), must be pretty fucking special for them to ignore the epic repair going down in the next room. How To Repair Your Plasma TV With a Baseball Bat (NSFW) [gizmodo] Thanks to Nathan, who once fixed his DVD player with a hockey stick but had to spend two minutes in the penalty box for high-sticking.