I may not be a fan of her cartoonish boobs, but there's no denying that Jayde Nicole has the kind of figure that most women can only dream of. Even though the percentage of plastic in her body is…

Apparently battery-powered illuminated liquor bottles are becoming all the rage. They’re supposed to grab your attention when you’re trying to decide what to order at the bar . Yeah, TOO BAD I ALREADY KNOW WHAT I WANT (one of everything — and keep the cherries coming). Ballantine’s new “Listen to Your Beat” campaign includes an electroluminescent label with graphic equalizer display. Designed by London-based “The Core,” this label is more evidence of a trend towards animated, self-illuminating liquor labels. Similar to these battery-powered T-shirts, audio references seem to occur frequently in youth-oriented liquor packaging. ( The J&B bottle above is another example .) You know if you really want to sell liquor you don’t need ridiculous gimmicks like light-up bottles. No, what you need is me. I could sell firewater to a teetotaler AND get him to drink it. CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! Aaaaaand you’re vomiting on my shoes. Now wipe your mouth, we’re doing it again. Hit the jump for several videos of light-up bottles in action.

Hopefully he won't run into his estranged wife Avril one of these nights … I mean, how incredibly awkward would that be?! Then again, that's a set of pictures we'd love to see! Last night a solo Deryck Whibley…

Last night 20-year-old Hayden Panettiere headed to Villa (where Leonardo DiCaprio was reportedly celebrating his 35th birthday), and when the starlet left the club, she was in a veeeery good mood. I'm definitely not suggesting that she was drinking,…

It's not like he's actually IN high school, but you can imagine how stunned we were to see the squeaky clean Disney prince at MI-6 in West Hollywood last night! Zac Efron went to the hotspot with a few…

They may be suing each other in a civil court, but the DA won't be pursuing any criminal charges against either Jayde Nicole, Joe Francis or Brody Jenner for their bust-up the night of August 28th. After pouring a…

2 Love My Lips is $16 lip gloss that comes with test strips to determine if your drink has been roofied with drugs like GHB or Ketamine. It’s a smart idea and I urge everyone to keep a close eye on their beverages at all times (and not just because I’ll ninja-drink that shit , but I 100% will). “If a drink tastes funny, or you are suspicious something is amiss simply dab the ends of the taper in your drink and if they turn blue tell your friends immediately and get help from Security and the Police.” Seriously, roofies are no laughing matter and if you suspect your drink’s been spiked I want you to ask me to chug it. BECAUSE I WOULD DO THAT FOR YOU. Knight in shining armor? No, I’m trying to forget that bad . Drug Detecting Lip Gloss Sniffs Out Roofies [gizmodo]

The Beer Bike was designed and created by Hopworks Urban Brewing of Portland, Oregon, and features two kegs and taps, plus a hot pizza storage unit. Impressive, but I can’t even imagine pedaling two full kegs of beer around. I mean, those bitches are heavy. Granted, I did date a three-keg girl once, BUT I NEVER OFFERED HER A RIDE ON MY HANDLEBARS, NOW DID I?! I didn’t. I always demanded piggybacks! Beer Bike! [mostlyhere] Thanks to Kevin, who built a bike with an actual mobile brewery on the back.

The ElectraPour LED bottle top was designed to light up the stream of fire-water pouring from a bottle so that when you’re home alone drinking in the dark you don’t miss your glass (read: man up and drink from the bottle like a normal damn person). Each top will set you back $7.30 or you can pick up one short of a baker’s dozen for $81. Alternatively, only drink liquor over 150 proof and always light it on fire. But if you do, remember these important words: stop, drop and pop & lock. Now you’re breakdancing on fire! Hit the jump for a video of the light in action.

Sure, 19-year-old Big Love star Daveigh Chase shouldn't be getting into Hollywood clubs, but she's just so adorable, how could anyone deny her entry to their establishment? Last night the actress and a pal waltzed right in to hotspot…