Hmm, could all this Oscar buzz be going to her head? We spotted the dog-rescuing actress arriving at the Four Seasons Hotel in Bev Hills today carrying a bag that reads "1" on it… We get it, Sandra, you're…

Poopsenders.com is a service that allows you to send bags of animal feces to people you don’t like. I assume it was created by a zoo employee because it’s not just cow dung that’s available, you can also opt for elephant and gorilla scat in quart and gallon sizes ($13-$24). It’s real too because I went through the entire ordering process ( The Superficial Writer has a birthday coming up). Well, that or I just got scammed. But I hope not because I can’t wait to see the look on his face when he opens that box and I run up behind him and smash his face in it and set him on fire. Best present ever! Official Site Thanks to Jcon, who sent a box to himself because he’s sick like that. You need help bro.

Poopsenders.com is a service that allows you to send bags of animal feces to people you don’t like. I assume it was created by a zoo employee because it’s not just cow dung that’s available, you can also opt for elephant and gorilla scat in quart and gallon sizes ($13-$24). It’s real too because I went through the entire ordering process ( The Superficial Writer has a birthday coming up). Well, that or I just got scammed. But I hope not because I can’t wait to see the look on his face when he opens that box and I run up behind him and smash his face in it and set him on fire. Best present ever! Official Site Thanks to Jcon, who sent a box to himself because he’s sick like that. You need help bro.

Sure it’s mostly sausage in the case but I’m a word wizard and sausagecase doesn’t even qualify as apprentice level word magic . Now sausage casing maybe… Anyway, this case holds 19 different types of sausage and, admit it, the key to your heart. Well, at least the key to stopping it. You gobble that meat, son! Sausage briefcase: for the well prepared traveler [gizmodo] Thanks to nd4spdgt, who also carries a beefcase AND baconbag.

Working on her fitness! The petite blonde was spotted leaving the gym in Brentwood on Wednesday, carrying her monogrammed "RW" bag. Hmm, maybe she's cuter than Rachel Bilson? After all, we can't get over how adorable she looked in…

Fresh off the plane from London, Victoria headed home to spend a few days with the family before she's set to shoot her scenes for Gossip Girl in New York city next week. We just cannot wait to see the…

The man seen here, demonstrating there’s nothing wrong with some good ol’ fashioned man-bag love, is hugging a Do Box punching bag. A Do Box punching bag is a fist receptacle made to be filled with trash and then assaulted . Now, not to brag or anything, but I filled mine with grizzly bears. Good warm up. Beat up trash instead of people [dvice]

The man seen here, demonstrating there’s nothing wrong with some good ol’ fashioned man-bag love, is hugging a Do Box punching bag. A Do Box punching bag is a fist receptacle made to be filled with trash and then assaulted . Now, not to brag or anything, but I filled mine with grizzly bears. Good warm up. Beat up trash instead of people [dvice]

Of course, I'm referring to that monstrous black tote she's carrying. I mean, what else could I possibly be talking about? Certainly not her toned arms or tight midsection, right?…

Of course, I'm referring to that monstrous black tote she's carrying. I mean, what else could I possibly be talking about? Certainly not her toned arms or tight midsection, right?…