Sure the Superbowl has come and gone, but the Saints beat the shit out of the Colts , did they not? WHO DAT?! It’s me, silly — the GW! That masterpiece of culinary greatness (and bacon) is called the Bacon Lombardi Trophy, or Bacombardi Trophy for short, and thanks to a great find from our friends over at BBQ Addicts blog, we now know what a Super Bowl trophy made entirely out of bacon looks like. According to their post, this monstrosity of bacon madness was created by Ben “Sweet Lou” Krout, and naturally, it was made for their recent Super Bowl party. All I can say after seeing the pictures is “Damn, that is beautiful.” Damn, that is beautiful. But what I want to know is what the actual armature is made of. Pound cake? Corn dogs? Because I could seriously f*** with some corn dogs right now. The Bacon Lombardi Trophy is God-Like [internationalfoul] Thanks to Doug, who once baked and ate a Stahamley Cup. GOAL!

This is a $16 elemental bacon shirt. It spells ‘BaCoN’ through the clever placement of three periodic elements: barium, cobalt and nitrogen. And I think we can all agree: bacon would be a lot less popular if it actually were barium, cobolt and nitrogen. And not just because it would make your shit shine like a glowstick, but it 100% would. Haha, what do you mean barium isn’t radioactive? SHUT UP, I’LL WEAR THE LAB COAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. And the pants . Kidding, KIDDING — I’m a blogger, remember? ThinkGeek Product Site Thanks to Kevin and André, who’d still eat it anyways. For principle.

This is a slab of bacon . In cake form. I know, I thought it was eel too. Anyway, I’m gonna have to admit I’d have a hard time driving that into me. Mostly because there’s no steering wheel or pedals! *zing!* How about airline food , amirite? First time I’ve ever had to use a barf bag in the back of my pants . Thank you, thank you — you all have been great, don’t forget to tip your bartenders, I’m gonna steal their tip jars after the show. Woops — did I say that out loud? I have a gun. Hit the jump for an eerily realistic Spam cake and an unbelievable bacon & eggs one.

Who’s Your Daddy (that’s easy, I am) Real Bacon Homemade Potato Chips ($5) are exactly what they sound like: deliciousness incarnate. Bet you can’t eat just one (bag) you glutton you. We start with the best quality potatoes and add a proprietary blend of some extra-bacony goodness. They will put a grin on your face and promise to test your limits of self-control. It is our stated mission that you have a heightened sense of expectation before opening a bag of our Real Bacon Handmade Potato Chips that is exceeded every single time that bag is opened. Enjoy! Oh I’m going to enjoy all right, ENJOY SUING YOUR PANTS OFF FOR KILLING ME! You think ghosts can’t sue? Ghosts can sue. Just ask Casper. He’s been after that free candy van guy for years for passing out laced candy. Ha, good luck with that, Casper. Say mister, have any Jujyfruits? Product Site via Bacon Potato Chips [uncrate] Thanks to Chuey the midget, who, despite his small size, can still win competitive eating contests.

Who’s Your Daddy (that’s easy, I am) Real Bacon Homemade Potato Chips ($5) are exactly what they sound like: deliciousness incarnate. Bet you can’t eat just one (bag) you glutton you. We start with the best quality potatoes and add a proprietary blend of some extra-bacony goodness. They will put a grin on your face and promise to test your limits of self-control. It is our stated mission that you have a heightened sense of expectation before opening a bag of our Real Bacon Handmade Potato Chips that is exceeded every single time that bag is opened. Enjoy! Oh I’m going to enjoy all right, ENJOY SUING YOUR PANTS OFF FOR KILLING ME! You think ghosts can’t sue? Ghosts can sue. Just ask Casper. He’s been after that free candy van guy for years for passing out laced candy. Ha, good luck with that, Casper. Say mister, have any Jujyfruits? Product Site via Bacon Potato Chips [uncrate] Thanks to Chuey the midget, who, despite his small size, can still win competitive eating contests.

Remember the post about Lollyphile’s Maple Bacon Lollipops from many moons ago? Well just when you thought there wasn’t any room for improvement , room was cleared because NOW EACH SUCKER COMES JAM-PACKED WITH THE CAFFEINE EQUIVALENT OF TWO CUPS OF COFFEE! I’m sweating and it feels like my heart’s gonna explode! 4 pops for $10, 12 for $24, 36 for $52 and I’ll throw in a reach around. But only for the ladies . Kidding — I can’t quit your father! Product Site (also check out their White Russian pops) Thanks to jason, who, I’ll take a sample pack thank you.

A bunch of French Canadians (you sound so funny!) decided to cover their friend in $37 of raw bacon and film it with the hopes of being featured on Geekologie. And, because I’m basically a super handsome ‘Make a Wish’ foundation, here it is. Per babelfish translation: We had the brilliant idea d’ to buy for 37 dollar of bacon and to do something with that nobody n’ could have made. moin d’ has; to be insane or belong to Philwillpic (thus insane) We did that to send photograph on the site of www.geekologie.com for qu’ they appear for finally carrying out one of our great dream, to be on geekology!!! Thank you with - neilmu- for the fauleuse song qu’ it has to grant to us to take Apparently they cooked and ate the bacon after, which is pretty gross, but I would have done the same thing. Shit, one time I ate a strip of bacon after it fell off my plate and bounced under the stove. It was hairy. Money shot at 1:55, but you’re gonna want to stop watching around 2:05, because things get strangely homoerotic after that. You’ve been warned (I watched it twice!). Youtube Thanks william and phil, but you should have cooked him.

Don’t even act like you wouldn’t swim in that creek. You’d probably even contemplate drowning on purpose AND I DON’T BLAME YOU. It’s certainly not the worst way to go . Not the best either, but not the worst. These aren’t paintings but true photos! Also everything you can see in the photograph is made of real food! Pictures were photographed by Carl Warner, a photographer who works in London, and who made specialty of these food landscapes or how I like to call them - ‘foodscapes’. In recent years he has been commissioned by many advertising agencies throughout Europe to produce his distinctive images for clients in the food industry. OMG if you don’t think I would eat my way all the way to the Dough Mountains, you have another thing coming. Namely, my projectile vomit. BLAAAAAARRRGH!! Sorry about that. BLAAAAAAHH! Oh, wasn’t finished. Hit the jump for a couple more and a making-of shot.

As many of you Geekologie Loyalists may know, I don’t really go to the movies . Thing is, I hate large groups of people (but love large people — weird, I know). However, I may have to get over it if only to sneak my own bag of Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn in and moan in ecstasy throughout the entire film (cross your fingers you get to sit next to me — I might share!). Take your snacking to the next level with Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn ($35/2 lbs.). This sweet/savory snack mix incorporates the smokey goodness of bacon and bit of bourbon with the sweetness of caramel and the crunch of popcorn, resulting in an addictive snack that’s a great way to kick up your next gathering. Now I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that this recipe was probably created by God himself. Bacon? Bourbon? Caramel? Popcorn? You can’t argue a mere mortal could come up with a flavor combo like that. Am I right, God? Oh, and while I’ve got your attention — that earthquake in Haiti — not cool, Big Guy, not cool. Geekologie’s thoughts and prayers go out to the people of Haiti during this time of particularly devastating hardship. Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn [uncrate] Thanks to Chuey The Rock n Roll Midget, who plans to play a benefit concert for the island nation. Good lookin’, Chuey.

As many of you Geekologie Loyalists may know, I don’t really go to the movies . Thing is, I hate large groups of people (but love large people — weird, I know). However, I may have to get over it if only to sneak my own bag of Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn in and moan in ecstasy throughout the entire film (cross your fingers you get to sit next to me — I might share!). Take your snacking to the next level with Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn ($35/2 lbs.). This sweet/savory snack mix incorporates the smokey goodness of bacon and bit of bourbon with the sweetness of caramel and the crunch of popcorn, resulting in an addictive snack that’s a great way to kick up your next gathering. Now I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that this recipe was probably created by God himself. Bacon? Bourbon? Caramel? Popcorn? You can’t argue a mere mortal could come up with a flavor combo like that. Am I right, God? Oh, and while I’ve got your attention — that earthquake in Haiti — not cool, Big Guy, not cool. Geekologie’s thoughts and prayers go out to the people of Haiti during this time of particularly devastating hardship. Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn [uncrate] Thanks to Chuey The Rock n Roll Midget, who plans to play a benefit concert for the island nation. Good lookin’, Chuey.