This is a chick with ass for days playing some racing game on XBox 360 . First one to name the game in the comments obviously missed the point of this post. Also, you think she shakes her ass around for the camera, or that’s really how she games? Either way I was waiting for the chair to break. Tahiticora est une gameuse, une vraie… Mais en String! [natchers]

Now I’ve known about Booty Pop panties for awhile now because I have the imitation Fredrick’s of Hollywood ones, but apparently they’re making their rounds on the internet again. Because, let’s face it: we all want that ultimate, shapely, lifted booty. Unfortunately, this booty was destined for sloopy. So Booty Pop panties have built-in butt-pads that make your butt look better in jeans and freakish without them (girl, you got alien-butt). Honestly, I’m only posting this because I liked how many times they said booty in the commercial. It was at least a million. BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN’ EVERYWHERE! Kill me now. Seriously, I won’t try to stop you. Especially not….WITH THIS LASER BLASTER! *pew pew* I win. Youtube Thanks to G33k, Ishbo, Carly and Ryan, who all have naturally poppin’ booties.

Rear Gear Butt Covers ( “No more Mr. Brown Eye” — not even kidding) are little $5 cardboard cutouts that hang from your pet’s tail and cover its butthole. Jesus Christ. Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side. Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff’s badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there’s a Rear Gear for everyone. Admittedly, I hate an animal’s bare b-hole touching my arm as much as the next guy, but I’m not definitely not hanging a trunk ornament on it. My pet deserves her dignity, damnit. Aaaaand now she’s licking it. NO I DON’T WANT A KISSIE! Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a link to the Etsy sale page.

Ged Gavin, 55, has a bionic ass and doesn’t care who knows. Which is good because I definitely just texted everyone in my phone . And by texted I mean sexted . All the kids are doing it. What? Yes I’d jump off a bridge! Mr Galvin suffered massive internal injuries and had to be fitted with a colostomy bag until surgeons at the Royal London Hospital could perform the complex operation to rebuild his bottom. The medical team took a muscle from above his knee, wrapped it around his sphincter, and then attached electrodes to the nerves. These are now operated by a palm-sized remote control that he carries in his pocket. “They call me the man with the bionic bottom, but that doesn’t bother me. My gratitude to the surgeons is endless because what they have done is a miracle.” Colostomy bag or a bionic ass, that’s a tough call. I’d probably opt for a bullet in my head. Kidding, suicide is never the answer. Unless you’re my ex-wife, in which case it totally is. Man uses remote to control his ‘bionic bottom’ [telegraph] Thanks to Ross, who uses a remote control to chew but is starving because he lost the thing in a couch.

This is what a toot likes like under thermal imaging . Looks kind of like a ghost , don’t you think? The ghost of dinners past! Get it?! Me neither. Also, I totally just made you stare at a man’s ass. Women don’t do that ! Right? Women don’t do that….right? Picture Thanks to Kelly, who thought it looked like musical notes.

Ever wanted a toilet seat that looks like a guitar ? It’s not high on my list of priorities either, but if you already have every other thing in the world maybe it’s time for one. Jammin’ Johns come in guitar and piano varieties and will set you back about $180. They go perfect in music themed bathrooms . Which — oh God please tell me you don’t have a themed bathroom. Unless it’s beach themed, those are fine. I love your little shell soaps! Hit the shot for another guitar and a shot of a piano.

Two college students went and made a fart detector. Nice one guys, but I can honestly say I never made anything like this in college . ALL I MADE WERE STRAIGHT C’s AND LOVE TO WOMEN. Ooooooh! I’m sure the two Cornell computer engineering students who made it are quite bright, and combining a hydrogen sulfide monitor, a thermometer, a microphone and custom software was impressive. Um, no. You see, I don’t know if you knew this or not but God gave us all our own fart detectors. Take a big whiff. Does it smell like ass? Congratulations, you shat yourself. Fart detector solves a problem I’ve never encountered [dvice]

Don’t smile at me like that! I can tell these $125 computer key seats have been around for a while because of the ‘© 2004′ text in the image. What can I say, I’m observant. Hey — I saw that! Anyway, this was the first time I’d seen these chairs so they’re new to me. If they’re not new to you, congratulations, you’ve been around the block (internet whore). This unique stool is a great low-tech item for any computer geek. Insert this eye-catching seat in the dorm, game room or even an internet café . The contoured shape holds your backspace just like your finger rests in a key. Measures 22 inches square and 15 inches high and has ’sit’ printed on the top. We also offer to customize these stools with your own message or logo. Yes, but I want mine to be a delete key. Get it? Because I want to delete my fat ass! I heard you want an insert. HIYO! Product Site Thanks to Kristin, who wants an escape.

Winkers are jeans that have graphics on the ass that appear to move as you walk. They’re called Winkers because the first pair they designed have a pair of eyes that appear to wink. These are by far the most ridiculous pants I’ve ever seen, so, yeah, sure to be a hit. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a date with an active volcano. Youtube Thanks to Richard, Brandon in New Orleans, Dude McRad and Dan, who prefer to wink with their hats like normal people.

We’ve already seen one robotic death needle , so what’s another? EVERYTHING, THAT’S WHAT. I am honestly *this close* to drinking the Kool-Aid. But allegedly, this robot was designed to do good. Pfft, I’ve heard one that before. I’m looking at you, Elmo . You tried to touch me while I was sleeping. Bioengineers at Duke University have developed a laboratory robot that can successfully locate tiny pieces of metal within flesh and guide a needle to its exact location — all without the need for human assistance. I stopped reading there because my pants were getting full, but just look at that needle. You really want a robot operating on you with that thing without human intervention ? Fine, but it’s gonna be your second butthole, not mine. Robot surgeon uses frighteningly large needle to remove shrapnel, your resistance [engadget] Thanks to STOMPY, who already has three.