Dressing for Pleasure is an online BSDM and other fetishwear supplier that I 100% do not buy adult-sized diapers from. I’m serious, I don’t. The whole dressing like a baby thing freaks me out (ahem, Japan ). Anyway, DFP decided to advertise their whips and gimp masks on ketchup bottles, encouraging bar patrons to spank the hell out of the bottoms. Clever, but I’ll still gonna dig around in there with a french fry to really get the ketchup flowing. And no, that wasn’t a sexual euphemism. Yes, yes it was. A BRILLIANT ONE I MIGHT ADD. Picture (with a couple more butts if you’re interested) Thanks to Trevor, who one spanked a bottle so hard the mustard got scared and threw itself off the table.

This is a chick with ass for days playing some racing game on XBox 360 . First one to name the game in the comments obviously missed the point of this post. Also, you think she shakes her ass around for the camera, or that’s really how she games? Either way I was waiting for the chair to break. Tahiticora est une gameuse, une vraie… Mais en String! [natchers]

Now I’ve known about Booty Pop panties for awhile now because I have the imitation Fredrick’s of Hollywood ones, but apparently they’re making their rounds on the internet again. Because, let’s face it: we all want that ultimate, shapely, lifted booty. Unfortunately, this booty was destined for sloopy. So Booty Pop panties have built-in butt-pads that make your butt look better in jeans and freakish without them (girl, you got alien-butt). Honestly, I’m only posting this because I liked how many times they said booty in the commercial. It was at least a million. BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN’ EVERYWHERE! Kill me now. Seriously, I won’t try to stop you. Especially not….WITH THIS LASER BLASTER! *pew pew* I win. Youtube Thanks to G33k, Ishbo, Carly and Ryan, who all have naturally poppin’ booties.

Winkers are jeans that have graphics on the ass that appear to move as you walk. They’re called Winkers because the first pair they designed have a pair of eyes that appear to wink. These are by far the most ridiculous pants I’ve ever seen, so, yeah, sure to be a hit. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a date with an active volcano. Youtube Thanks to Richard, Brandon in New Orleans, Dude McRad and Dan, who prefer to wink with their hats like normal people.

The iBum Chair by Tomomi Sayuda is a photocopier built into a chair . It might just be the best chair ever invented. The question is: do they make an office model? My secretary hopes not. …chair will automatically photocopy your ass, when you sit this chair. When audience sit down on the chair, a scanner on the top of chair to scan people’s buttocks automatically. Then the scanned image is printed out from the right hand side of the chair. A sensor is detecting people’s existence all the time. So people will not realize the existence of the scanner. Without notice, the photocopy of the bum will arrive next to the chair. Certainly brings new meaning to the phrase “casting couch chair”, doesn’t it? No, I guess it doesn’t. You know, that sounded a lot better in my head. Along with your singing. YOU WILL NEVER BE A STAR! Hit the jump for a video of the chair in action.

Vilena, the woman above, is the originator of a Russian internet phenomenon I’m dubbing “whale tailing”. Basically, she took the picture you see there (with her ass all up in the air, hence the “whale tail”), posted it on some social networking site , and, next thing you know, BAM, all the women are doing it. *sniff* Brings a tear to my eye. Now I don’t belong to any Russian networking sites, so I say we bring the trend over here. Now THAT’S an internet phenomenon I can get behind! And thrust . HIYO! Hit the jump for several more slightly NSFW examples, the last of which will make you sad.