It was only a matter of time: a case for Apple’s iPad that looks like a giant sanitary napkin . I know, I’m puking in my shoes even as I type. BURN HOT WINGS BURN. Introducing Hip Handmaids’ exclusive iMaxi–the only Apple iPad case made with protective wings! With its durable vinyl outer layer and plush, quilted-cotton sleeve, the iMaxi helps keep your iPad clean and dry. Plus, the iMaxi’s Velcro-latched, advanced wing design wraps snugly around your device, so your iPad always stays where it should. Best of all, it shields it from all those unsightly and embarrassing data leaks that would make any motherboard worry! The cases cost $30 and come in all white, or with an even more disturbing “bloody” red interior (pic after the jump). WTF?! I’m all for prop-comedy but even Gallagher has the draw the line somewhere…. Did anybody else just flashback to the video of the girl crushing the watermelon ? Hit the jump to see the bloodier version.

I always wanted one of those split-heart necklaces that you and your BFF were each supposed to wear half of, but I never got the chance. You see, I’ve never had a BFF. Or for that matter, even an F. I was raised by a powerful sorcerer. I had an owl. I thought he was my friend until he pecked my eyes out for teasing him with a dead field mouse. Interlocking LEGO rings: entirely unlicensed, entirely awesome, entirely $125 per set. Now I’m not saying I just glued a 2×2 brick to a keyring, but will you be my BFF? I know spells! Etsy Product Page via Interlocking Lego Rings [craft] Thanks to sid beets and Jen, who both thought linking two LEGO rings calls Captain Planet. Um, no.

Granted a LEGO wallet isn’t the worst thing (cellmate) to make your ass hurt, but still. I can barely stand my wallet and it’s genuine pillowdragon leather ( softest material known to wizard ). I don’t want a bunch of dots printed on my buttcheeks, yo! Still, if you’re a lady and want to carry one in your purse , I respect that. They range in price from $24 to $32 depending on the model and I’ll even let you pay for my drinks. All of which better come with umbrellas and plastic cutlasses cause I’m a classy bitch. Product Site via I Can’t Think Of Anything More Comfortable To Carry In Your Pocket Than These LEGO Wallets [ohgizmo]

This Wi-Fi detecting car decal tips tailgaters off to available wireless connections . It was made by cutting the illuminated panel out of one of these shirts and sticking it to the car’s window. Which you’ve got to admit: for such a hardcore Apple fanboy (see license plate) is a pretty impressive feat of do-it-yourselfery. Provided, of course, he didn’t stab himself with the scissors. You forgot to take the shirt off first, didn’t you? *Nyuk nyuk nyuk!* Hit the jump for a closeup.

Geekologie Reader Brianna was kind enough to send me an online Christmas card this year. It’s her and her family in a classic three four wolf moon pose (imagine the magic!). Now, I don’t know if email stopped working or something, but I haven’t gotten your card yet. I mean, you DID send one, right? Oh. Well if anybody else wants to make geek-themed cards feel free to and send me a tip with the link (you have to host it yourself somewhere) and I’ll post them under the heading, “I Write All Year For You People And All I Got For Christmas Was Four Drawings Of A Stick-Figure GW Banging Various Dinos”. Which, God I’m getting misty eyed already. Just what I wanted. Thanks Brianna, and happy holidays to you and yours. (Pass the eggnog)

Awww, it looks like Transformers star Shia LeBeouf has found true love! Yesterday we spotted Shia and his girlfriend/Wall Street 2 co-star Carey Mulligan lunching and shopping in Los Angeles, and the two couldn't keep their hands off of…

Lovely (and skilled) Geekologie Reader AverageGeekGirl went and made a little set of Strongbad Christmas ornaments for the holidays . For those of you whose parents just signed up for high-speed internet today, that’s Trogdor (The Burninator), Strongbad and The Cheat. Now I don’t think they’re cookies , but I would definitely still nibble Trogdor anyways. Just look at that arm — so strong. Picture Thanks to AverageGeekGirl, who better keep an eye on Trogdor lest he burn down the tree. And no tree = no Christmas. Santa’s rules.

You ever wanted a homemade Pokemon hat that looks like you’re favorite character? Well you’re in luck, provided your favorite character is, uh, Dildohead or X-wings Ears, or, uh, shit you got me. These fleece hats are handmade made by craft-person Dimbarion and range in price from $20 to $40. These are the only models currently available, but there are more in the works, so hold your horses if you want Squibblenips or Jigglyknots or whoever the hell else YOU DEVIL WORSHIPERS IDOLIZE. You outta be ashamed of yourselves. Plus for those private pictures you took. You thought nobody saw, I saw. And I liked. Hit the jump for closeups of a couple models in case you’re interested in purchasing.

I have no idea if Star Trek is actually a religion but I say yes and from now on you will too or I will punch you so hard you bruise before I even make First Contact . See what I did there? I’m so wicked. Anyway, this is a Star Trek themed LED menorah. Sacrilegious or not? I actually don’t really know a whole lot about Judaism (despite dating a Jewish girl briefly in highschool), but I think it’s actually kosher to have a themed menorah. Get it, kosher ? I didn’t say I didn’t learn anything! Star Trek LED Menorah Design is Nine Times as Geeky [walyou]

Knight Neversmiles of the Round Beerpong Table here went and made himself a coat of chain mail armor out of pull-tabs from beer cans . Although there may have been some pop-tops in there too, that wouldn’t surprise me. Anyway, he did a good job but there’s just no way you can look like a hard-ass wearing chainmail made out of pull-tabs. I mean I could, but I’d also…. fill your eyes with that laser vision! no disguise for my laser vision ooh, when it gets through to you, it’s always new to you my laser vision gets the best of you! F*** yeah Foreigner. Not you, Frenchie! Hit the jump for a bunch of close-ups.