From the ‘There’s No Way F***ing Way This is Actually A Real Product , Please God Tell Me This Is A Fake Commercial ‘ department comes the Hug E Gram, by far the biggest piece of shit I’ve seen in recent history (and I stepped in Bigfoot scat hiking over the weekend). The patent pending Hug-E-Gram consists of two soft plush cotton arms with cartoon hands that are held together by an elastic band. They are stuffed with a polyester fiber to create a soft and cuddly hug giving a heartwarming feeling. Each arm is 32 inches in length and the Hug-E-Gram is held in place with velcro strips so that one size will fit all. Even when you can’t be with them, they can still experience your loving embrace. The Hug E Gram is the warmest, most personal gift you can share. “The warmest, most personal gift you can share”? Really? Because I’m pretty sure I’ve already got that, and it makes it burn when I urinate. Also, do you have to buy two if your special someone is , how should we say, larger ? Because I refuse. Wrap it around your leg, God. Official Site Thanks to Jenny, who’s sticking to real hugs.

Yesterday we spotted High School Musical hottie Zac Efron shopping at AllSaints Spitalfields, and is it a sin for me to say how badly I want to rip that shirt right off of his body? I mean c'mon -…

Yesterday we spotted High School Musical hottie Zac Efron shopping at AllSaints Spitalfields, and is it a sin for me to say how badly I want to rip that shirt right off of his body? I mean c'mon -…

AND he gave us a mini peek at his Calvins! Mmm mmm! Last night we spotted Twilight hunk Kellan Lutz leaving LAX for Atlanta, and this is just about the ONLY time I've ever been grateful for the TSA…

Because everybody deserves the right to shoot animals , a 46-year old quadriplegic will now be hunting in New Jersey with the assistance of a mouth -operated 12-gauge shotgun . Jamie Cap, 46, was injured in an accident 30 years ago while playing American football. A head-on tackle resulted in a neck injury that left him a quadriplegic and robbed him of hunting, one of his passions. “I don’t know if there are words,” he said. “I’m so happy. When you find you can do something again after 30 years, you can’t put a price on that. Some people think it’s nothing, but try being paralysed for 30 years and then come talk to me.” For a quadriplegic, firing a shotgun requires help from a companion. In Mr Cap’s case, a friend sets up the contraption, safety on, on Mr Cap’s wheelchair and Mr Cap aims the shotgun by moving the toggle switch with his mouth. Once his partner releases the safety, Mr Cap fires by sipping on the breathing tube. BLAM! *bleeding* Damnit. Jamie. Coke. on. right. US quadriplegic man wins right to go hunting [telegraph] Thanks to Malice, who feels sorry for New Jersey deer, but only because they live in Jersey.

I'm sure some iron pumping sessions at the gym are the real reason, but still! High School Musical hottie Zac Efron was spotted at the Sunset Tower hotel yesterday afternoon, and we're still getting used to the shorter 'do,…

I say yes, but Jack Conrad, a vertebrate paleontologist at the American Museum of Natural History in New York , is arguing otherwise. Don’t act like you know dinosaurs . I KNOW DINOSAURS ! “Doesn’t matter,” Conrad says. “There’s no chance that any human alive could win.” The T. rex’s arms might have looked wimpy, but they were extremely strong. Each was about three feet long and, based on the size of the arm bones and analysis of the spots where muscle attached to the bone, they were jacked. “The bicep alone–and this is a conservative estimate–could curl 430 pounds,” Conrad says. Even the beefiest humans max out at around an embarrassing 260 pounds. Surely an Over the Top-era Sylvester Stallone would put up a good fight? “Not even Lou Ferrigno in his prime would stand a chance,” Conrad says. “They didn’t just have big biceps. Their chest and shoulder muscles were huge too. They had huge arms and shoulders–bigger than my leg. They had the strength to rip a human’s arm right out of its socket.” So you don’t think I could beat a t-rex? Well Jack, I guess there’s only one way to settle this. *warming up time machine* See you in a second! UPDATE : Yes, AND have sex with it afterward. Put that one in your science book and intelligently design it! Could a Human Beat a T. Rex In Arm Wrestling? [popsci] Thanks to Xkrimeg, who could beat a giant arm created in a government laboratory at arm wrestling despite her being a girl and built for domestic chores.

Even while I write this the clock is ticking. There are only 13 hours left to order this shirt (or save the image so you can blow it up and print it yourself) before it’s gone forever. And, because I’m slow, by the time this actually gets posted you’ll probably have less than 12. $11 gets the shirt sent anywhere in the continental US via a combination of airplanes and ground transport vehicles . Get one for yourself and a lady-friend and then challenge her to a dino arm wrestling competition! Wow, did I really just hold your hand and walk you to second base? I think I did! (Don’t forget to send a thank you) TeeFury (will be a different shirt tomorrow, so order if you want it) Thanks to two sledgehammers dennis, who BOOM….BOOM!

Ryan Gosling. Showing off his muscles. In a tank top. Is there anything more to say? Yum yum yum!…

Make that ugly arm, singular. Madge finished off her Sticky and Sweet Tour with a sight-seeing trip to Petra, Jordan yesterday wearing a scarf that spared us from the sight of one of her veiny appendages. I just wish she'd…