The logo has a subliminal character included! It’s Pac-Man ! Well, Pac-Man AFTER I BROKE HIS YELLOW-ASS JAW FOR EATING MY CHERRIES. I called them first, jerk! Oh, the Missus called — she said you should eat out . I assume she meant literally, like at a restaurant, because I saw her ankles-up in Blinky’s van earlier. Sorry you had to hear it from me. No I’m not (I called those strawberries too, dick). Hidden Code in LG Logo [buzzfeed] Thanks to Jessica, who’s convinced Dig-Dug is hiding in the Samsung logo. You’re f***ing crazy.

The logo has a subliminal character included! It’s Pac-Man ! Well, Pac-Man AFTER I BROKE HIS YELLOW-ASS JAW FOR EATING MY CHERRIES. I called them first, jerk! Oh, the Missus called — she said you should eat out . I assume she meant literally, like at a restaurant, because I saw her ankles-up in Blinky’s van earlier. Sorry you had to hear it from me. No I’m not (I called those strawberries too, dick). Hidden Code in LG Logo [buzzfeed] Thanks to Jessica, who’s convinced Dig-Dug is hiding in the Samsung logo. You’re f***ing crazy.

PleaseRobMe.com is a website that lists people who have recently left their homes and announced their location on Twitter . So you can go rob them. Or go spread rose petals all over their porch if you’re not into the whole robbery thing. The website was created to make an important point. One about me getting rich. Now, I’m gonna need some pantyhose and a Santa sack. PleaseRobMe Thanks to DKNL, Griffin! and Amanda, who, meet me on the corner of 219 S. 2nd Street in 20 minutes.

This just in: the new viewing module added to the International Space Station is actually a refurbished TIE fighter cockpit. You heard it here first. Also, I’m the world’s greatest lover and have a body that could make Adonis cry tears of pure abs. What — you already heard that? Was it written in a bathroom stall? Yeah I did that. Picture [nasa] Thanks to Sister Angus McBastard, one hell of a holy sandwich. And Ryan, who took the time to make the mashup pic. Good lookin’, Ryan. Really, you are.

Aha! I always knew there was a connection between the Super Mario and Chrono Trigger universes, and this proves it . It also proves I’m the world’s handsomest blogger and have a brain that would make Einstein’s turn in its jar of formaldehyde. So, yeah, dip your joint in that and smoke it BUT PLEASE DON’T KIDS BECAUSE I’M NOT GONNA BE HELD RESPONSIBLE WHEN YOU END UP RETARDED. Super Mario World / Chrono Trigger Crossover Explains Everything [pressthebuttons] Thanks to GuamOtoko, who’s convinced there’s a connection between Hyrule and Azeroth. Pfft, you’re crazy.

Aha! I always knew there was a connection between the Super Mario and Chrono Trigger universes, and this proves it . It also proves I’m the world’s handsomest blogger and have a brain that would make Einstein’s turn in its jar of formaldehyde. So, yeah, dip your joint in that and smoke it BUT PLEASE DON’T KIDS BECAUSE I’M NOT GONNA BE HELD RESPONSIBLE WHEN YOU END UP RETARDED. Super Mario World / Chrono Trigger Crossover Explains Everything [pressthebuttons] Thanks to GuamOtoko, who’s convinced there’s a connection between Hyrule and Azeroth. Pfft, you’re crazy.

This is a video of a cat rubbing itself against the hand of a guitar player. It’s awesome. So awesome, in fact, I’ve decided to learn how to play the guitar so the cat will play with me. GOD KNOWS THE DOG WON’T DO IT. *ahem* Chloe . YOU HAVE AN UNDERBITE WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME?! Youtube via Icanhazcheezburger Thanks to Marcia, who’s so pretty all the woodland creatures come to her. Watch out for those bears, Marcia.

Finally scientists have proven that, despite what popular kid’s programs would have you believe, dinosaurs were not all purple and sing-songy and allowed near children. Nope, some has feathers . Red ones. The researchers removed 29 chips, each the size of a poppy seed, from across the dinosaur’s body. Mr. Vinther put the chips under a microscope and discovered melanosomes. To figure out the colors of Anchiornis feathers, Mr. Vinther and his colleagues turned to Matthew Shawkey, a University of Akron biologist who has made detailed studies of melanosome patterns in living birds. Dr. Shawkey can accurately predict the color of feathers from melanosomes alone. The scientists used the same method to decipher Anchiornis’s color pattern. Anchiornis had a crown of reddish feathers surrounding dark gray ones, and its face was mottled with reddish and black spots. Its body was dark gray, but its limb feathers were white with black tips. Given the full detail of the findings, Dr. Prum said, “it was like writing the first entry in a Jurassic field guide to feathered dinosaurs.” “….like writing the first entry in a Jurassic field guide to feathered dinosaurs.” Where the hell do these people come up with this stuff? Because I want their power of similes. Could you imagine? A word wizard of my caliber mastering the art of similes? I’d be like an unstoppable tornado of raw power and supple skin that you just want to feel against your cheek so badly but can’t BECAUSE I’M A F***ING RAGING TORNADO AND WILL TEAR YOUR GOTDAMN HOUSE DOWN. Suck it, wolf. Evidence Builds on Color of Dinosaurs [nytimes] and True-Color Dinosaur Revealed: First Full-Body Rendering [nationalgeographic] Thanks to Ryan, littlezan, big jerm, Shea, Divo, Da, Meow vs Meow, lauren!, Foxx, Anonymous_Rex, ellen, Amanda, Alan, Gabriel, Jujufruit, Griffin, Gavin, Sydney, Jennifer, Mike, Max, Brent, danundertheice, Chupacabra, Jonathan, Dustin, graf zeppelin, The Coffee Mugger, Aleisha and anybody else whose email I couldn’t find because the mail sorter at the internet post office is a jerk, I love dinos and so should you.

I hate to start wild speculation, and I’m by no means one of those foil-hat asshats (industrial-grade aluminum all the way, baby), but this is a picture of an alien spacecraft . Per NASA cover up : …what Hubble saw indicates that P/2010 A2 is unlike any object ever seen before. At first glance, the object appears to have the tail of a comet. Close inspection, however, shows a 140-meter nucleus offset from the tail center, very unusual structure near the nucleus, and no discernable gas in the tail. Knowing that the object orbits in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter, a preliminary hypothesis that appears to explain all of the known clues is that P/2010 A2 is the debris left over from a recent collision between two small asteroids. If true, the collision likely occurred at over 15,000 kilometers per hour — five times the speed of a rifle bullet — and liberated energy in excess of a nuclear bomb. I hate to tell you how to do your job, NASA, but you’re really stabbing yourself in the crotch here. Think about it: you’re losing funding and getting projects cut left and right. Because nobody gives a shit about space. But if this was, in fact, an alien spacecraft, then….see where I’m going with this? (Fake another moon landing) Hubble spies debris ‘unlike any object ever seen before’ [dvice] Thanks to wes g, Ste, emerica, Brad B, timotheus maximus and sammy, who all agree space technology is bitchin’.

This is part of a chart comparing the traits of various vampires . As you can see, there’s little to no consistency between vampire franchises. This is the appearances chart, but if you go to Wikipedia they also have comparisons of weaknesses, supernatural powers, reproduction and similarities in plot setting. I’m convinced somebody made them with the explicit intention of proving to Twi-hards that they’re not in love with a real vampire, just a twinkly little bitch with gorgeous hair. Which, God, that hair . Tables of vampire traits [wikipedia] Thanks to Erik, whose devilish good looks put Edward ‘Twinkle Toes’ Cullen’s to shame.