Ready to see Jake Gyllenhaal jump around in a wig some more? Well, here’s another Prince of Persia trailer. I suppose it looks alright, but I’m disappointed they don’t give us any hint of Genie or “A Whole New World.”

The Pirates of the Caribbean series continues to attract a surprisingly respectable list of actors to its ever expanding cast. Heat Vision tells us Ian McShane, best known to US audiences for his roles on Deadwood and commercials for that show with all the fucking butterfly imagery, is in talks to join the latest chapter of the franchise, On Stranger Tides . If signed, McShane would play Edward Teach, aka Blackbeard, the second most dastardly pirate ever. And who might be playing the most dastardly pirate? You. If you illegally download Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides rather than purchase it on DisneyDVD and Blu-ray. This post presented by Disney and the swashbuckling adventure of “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides,” in theaters 2011!

Treasure Island is going to be so cool and sort of creepy, everyone! According to Variety , Ecosse Films is developing a new adaptation of the Robert Louis Stevenson classic Treasure Island , and this time the pirate Long John Silver “will be hipper” and the film will be “playing up the relationship between Long John Silver and narrator Jim Hawkins.” Because current incarnations always leave viewers wanting more “hipness” and for the relationship between boy and pirate to be weirder. Sounds perfect. If there’s a movie we needed, it’s a hip, swashbuckling Law & Order: SVU .

Welp, “the creators of Finding Nemo , Up , and WALL-E ,” whoever they may be, have made something else that will probably be beloved by young and old alike. Some sort of “toy” “story” “3″?

Toy Story 3 has so many toys. How many? FOURTEEN NEW TOYS, plus the cowboy one, spaceman one, and the other ones. Pixar would like to introduce these new fellas to you early so that you can get a jump on consuming products adorned with them. So meet these three captive seeds: Peas-in-a-Pod will quickly become a parent’s favorite on-the-go toy. The soft, plush pod secures the happy peas inside with a durable metal zipper, making it perfect for the car or stroller. The Peas-in-a-Pod plush toy also develops fine motor skills by catering to a child’s natural grab instinct. Pulling the three peas out of the pod will provide repeated enjoyment for infants and toddlers, and soon they’ll learn to put them back in! Machine washable. Not for human consumption. Never too early to teach kids not to zip up their testicles. Toy Story 3’s Peas-in-a-Pod! [ComingSoon]

CGI-mouth-on-a-pet technology, developed to allow dogs and cats to talk in kibble commercials, making them funny, once again proves its utility with Cats & Dogs 2: The Revenge of Kitty Galore . The trailer for the second clever pairing of cats and dogs is here, bringing back the familiar voices of Alec Baldwin, The Green Mile, and the non-operatic Fratelli from Goonies , while Chris O’Donnell has taken on Jeff Goldblum’s role as Only Actor Willing to Actually Show His Face for Any Significant Length of Time. In short, it’s the Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies of talking animal movies.

Jonathan Trappe went and attached 55 industrial strength helium balloons to an office chair and took to the skies above North Carolina . Just like a bird. After spending two years in training and upwards of £45,000 (~$74K) on the adventure, this was the technical project manager’s first ever cluster balloon flight. He reached a height of 14,783 feet after strapping the industrial-strength balloons to the steel-cased chair and setting off from an airport in North Carolina. ‘I took two years before this flight gaining my Federal Aviation Administration licence to fly helium balloons as well as hot air balloons,’ said Mr Trappe. Using only a sharp knife to burst the balloons, Mr Trappe explained the difference between bursting a normal party balloon and one used in cluster ballooning. ‘Every time you burst the balloon there follows a juddering shot,’ he said. Not to burst your balloon, Jonathan, but real adventurers don’t spend $75K and two years training for an adventure. Nope, real adventurers spend $200 at Party Central and a drunken afternoon tying balloons to a patio chair. Just sayin’, you make Balloon Boy look like Indiana Jones. And that little bitch just hid in an attic . Hit the jump for a couple more shots from the “adventure”.

Jonathan Trappe went and attached 55 industrial strength helium balloons to an office chair and took to the skies above North Carolina . Just like a bird. After spending two years in training and upwards of £45,000 (~$74K) on the adventure, this was the technical project manager’s first ever cluster balloon flight. He reached a height of 14,783 feet after strapping the industrial-strength balloons to the steel-cased chair and setting off from an airport in North Carolina. ‘I took two years before this flight gaining my Federal Aviation Administration licence to fly helium balloons as well as hot air balloons,’ said Mr Trappe. Using only a sharp knife to burst the balloons, Mr Trappe explained the difference between bursting a normal party balloon and one used in cluster ballooning. ‘Every time you burst the balloon there follows a juddering shot,’ he said. Not to burst your balloon, Jonathan, but real adventurers don’t spend $75K and two years training for an adventure. Nope, real adventurers spend $200 at Party Central and a drunken afternoon tying balloons to a patio chair. Just sayin’, you make Balloon Boy look like Indiana Jones. And that little bitch just hid in an attic . Hit the jump for a couple more shots from the “adventure”.

The fans demanded a sort of Alpine bear in a grandma wig be in the next Toy Story , and Pixar has complied. A new Toy Story 3 sneak peek has revealed a first look at Mr. Pricklepants, a stuffed hedgehog character voiced by decent-Bond, great-villain Timothy Dalton that will debut in the sequel. Hear how debonair this little freak sounds under the cut.

The fans demanded a sort of Alpine bear in a grandma wig be in the next Toy Story , and Pixar has complied. A new Toy Story 3 sneak peek has revealed a first look at Mr. Pricklepants, a stuffed hedgehog character voiced by decent-Bond, great-villain Timothy Dalton that will debut in the sequel. Hear how debonair this little freak sounds under the cut.