The folks over at SKYlaser Laser Pointers sent me a 125mW powerful green laser to review. So that’s what I did. And let me tell you: there was plenty of pews to be had. That picture I actually made writing with the laser on an 8-foot privacy fence, I just edited the pic of the unit in. Now hit the jump for the pew pew review.

Not to be outdone by XBox’s announcement of Project Natal , Playstation brought their own motion controller news to E3. But, unlike Project Natal, which motion captures your entire body , the Playstation version relies on a magic dildo . This is a rather long demonstration of the device presented by two Sony engineers (one nervous, one stoned), so feel free to skip around. But not breakfast, that shit’s important. Youtube Thanks to Mister J, who once kicked Mister T’s ass in a gold-off.