Hm, I Don’t Know How I Feel About Robo-Rex

 

I love LEGO . I LOOOOVE dinosaurs . But I hate, I hate, I HATE Peter Pan robots . So I dunno how I feel about ol’ Robo-Rex here. Such he’s got a pretty mouth, but he’s also a robot . I’ve got a sneaking suspicion the moment you think you’re safe and your dorm roommate is asleep and not watching, you’d stick your sausage in there and CHOMP! And from that point on, your life will never be the same. Mostly because your roommate wasn’t really asleep. He was secretly filming you having mouth sex with a plastic robot dinosaur. You’ll leave school that semester amidst constant ridicule. Eventually, you’ll land a blogging position. Hit the jump for a bunch more of my biggest dilemma.

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