This is a song called ‘The Dork Anthem’ by two cats named Dave and Brian. Personally, I find the term dork offensive , but that’s just me and I’m official the judge of these things. Geek, sure, but dork ? That’s derogatory. Like not calling me by my proper title: Geekologie Writer, The Handsome Well Endowed. Youtube Thanks to Rusco, who throws geek parties all the time and sleeps with lots of women. Unless he’s married or has a girlfriend, in which case he doesn’t. (Your secret’s safe me with me)

Yesterday Britney returned to Vionnet Boutique on Robertson to pick out a whole new wardrobe to go with her new hair! She tried on an array of new clothes, from a floral number to a simple white tank… And eventually…

Annalynne and her sister Angel doubled their trouble last night at Voyeur. Looking stunning in a sequined top and slicked back hair, Annalynne proved you don't have to show a lot of skin to look hot. Angel went the other…

Liv Tyler, her son Milo and her ex-husband Royston Langdon were the picture of a happy little family yesterday in Los Angeles. I guess it's good that these two can keep it civil for the kid — especially after the…

Brooke and her adorable daughter Heaven braved the rain in the 'bu yeseterday for a little mommy & me time. The former Wild On host and DWTS champ is currently in the running to take over hosting duties on the…

This is a giant Alien queen statue made out of scrap metal . She’s scary as hell and will give you the worst kind of STD if you try making love to her: penis tetanus . NO LOCKBALLS FOR ME THANK YOU VERY MUCH! The recycled sculpture is an assembly of over 4000 individual parts, who prior to being consolidated into this sculpture where constituent elements of automobiles, boats, televisions and basically anything that had steel worth recycling and weighing in at 550kg (1,210 lbs) and standing tall at 2.4m (7′10″) this alien queen will definitely make her presence felt anywhere she goes. With all this intricate detailing and ingenuity put into this design it’s no surprise that the sculpture sells for €4500 (~$6,100), which is pretty reasonable for a work of art of this calibour. You know what — maybe I was being too harsh. I think I’ll take the scrap queen out for a date after all. STRAIGHT TO THE RECYCLING CENTER! You gonna make me rich, queeny! Hit the jump for several more of the no thank you.

Pamela Anderson posed with no pants (what else is new?) in a sexy new PETA ad, urging Canada to stop the "shameful slaughter" of baby seals in her native country. PETA's sexiest spokesperson wasn't the only one to don…

If you were wondering why all the tanning beds in LA were suddenly empty last night, it's because half of the cast of The Jersey Shore are heading back home. An interesting threesome of The Situation, Ronnie and Sammi (Snooki…

Leonardo and Bar (video) tried to sneak out of the Chateau last night after a pre-Oscar party where Salma Hayek (wearing a McQueen skull scarf), Kate Bosworth, Courteney Cox & David Arquette, Tobey Maguire and Peaches Geldof joined Victoria,…

Leonardo and Bar (video) tried to sneak out of the Chateau last night after a pre-Oscar party where Salma Hayek (wearing a McQueen skull scarf), Kate Bosworth, Courteney Cox & David Arquette, Tobey Maguire and Peaches Geldof joined Victoria,…