I’m Gonna Start Using Blood: HP Printer Ink

 

Printing all your important documents in human blood will save you almost half the dough as HP ink . Plus, you’ll earn the respect of your coworkers, particularly IF YOU USE THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES. It’s true, one time I printed an article in ninja blood and now both the pirates AND vikings do whatever I say. Oh yeah — that’s the spot, Blackbeard, keep scratching. Hey — no laughing Lief, you’re next. HP Ink Costs More Than Human Blood [consumerist] Thanks to jantunes, who once printed a document in dragon blood, opening a portal to a magical land of wizards and shit.

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   March 17, 2010 at 23 h 07 min

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I’m Gonna Start Using Blood: HP Printer Ink

 

Printing all your important documents in human blood will save you almost half the dough as HP ink . Plus, you’ll earn the respect of your coworkers, particularly IF YOU USE THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES. It’s true, one time I printed an article in ninja blood and now both the pirates AND vikings do whatever I say. Oh yeah — that’s the spot, Blackbeard, keep scratching. Hey — no laughing Lief, you’re next. HP Ink Costs More Than Human Blood [consumerist] Thanks to jantunes, who once printed a document in dragon blood, opening a portal to a magical land of wizards and shit.

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I’m Gonna Start Using Blood: HP Printer Ink

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