Great News: Vodka Soon Available As Pill

 

Because there’s nothing safer than mixing vodka and pills ( or heavy machinery ), the Ruskie imbibeable (word wizardry!) may soon be available in powdered/pill form. Look out, Pixie Stix! (Picture unrelated, liquid vodka in gel-tabs). Russian professor Evgeny Moskalev of Saint Petersburg Technological University has evolved a technique that allows turning alcohol into powder and packing it in pills. “Dry” vodka can be wrapped in paper and carried around in a pocket or a bag. Vodka in form of a pill would come handy at parties when “consumers” would be able to calculate their exact required dosage. “Dry” vodka can be wrapped in paper and carried around in a pocket or a bag. Vodka in form of a pill would come handy at parties when “consumers” would be able to calculate the exact required dosage. “…Calculate the exact required dosage”? For what — puking on your shoes? No, I find this whole story a little suspect seeing how I already reported on powdered alcohol BACK IN APRIL . So, who really invented it, Mr. Evgeny Moskalev Cocktail?! It was God! Make it rain, big man, make it rain . Booze plague! Now, vodka that comes in a pill [timesofindia] and Picture [flickr] Thanks to Sasha, who once licked dry booze straight from the proverbial powdered alcohol cow’s teat.

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Great News: Vodka Soon Available As Pill

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