But What About Candy?: A New Food Chain

 

Allegedly this is the new food chain. Of course, I call bullshit because anybody in their right mind who’s ever been abducted by aliens knows they don’t eat people . Jam Blu-Ray players up their asses, sure, but not eat. Now if you replaced the aliens with robots , then maybe you’d — oh….yeah — make me shit myself. Ultimate Food Chain [buzzfeed] Thanks to Jan, who is at the tip top of the food chain because the dude will eat anything.

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But What About Candy?: A New Food Chain

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