It Was Only A Matter Of Time: Google Streets Car Finally Gets Christened By Bird

 

I can’t believe it took this long . And, who knows, maybe it’s happened before . I mean, birds shit on my car all the time. Cats too. And, at least twice this year, a homeless man. Well, from a purely technical standpoint, that was actually IN the car. And speaking of which: DON’T YOU EVER WIPE YOURSELF ON MY SEAT AGAIN. Use the passenger’s. Google Maps Thanks to Marcos, who has slept in cars but never shit in them. Remember: don’t shit where you eat sleep. Unless you pass out on the john, in which case go for it.

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It Was Only A Matter Of Time: Google Streets Car Finally Gets Christened By Bird

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