Genius: Christmas Tree Ornament Flask

 

Because I’m just as bad as Verizon , here’s a Christmas ornament flask . It’s pretty genius and I’m committing to covering my tree with nothing but them. No twinkly lights , no angel topper, just a shit-ton of booze . High-five, Santa! You fat bastard. Cleverly disguised like an ornament, this coated stainless steel flask is here to make the holidays a little brighter (or maybe foggier). Finished with a ribbon-topped twist top and flat bottom (you might need to put it down). Each flask will set you back $24 from Urban Outfitters, which is kind of steep. So yeah, maybe I won’t be decking my halls with them after all. But don’t think I still won’t hang a bourbon-filled Gatorade bottle from the tree, because I 100% will. And, if I play my cards right, make out with a camel from the nativity. Humpy, I’ve seen the way you’ve been eyeing me! Product Site via Ornament Flask Makes The Season Fuzzy [nerdapproved] Thanks to Closet Nerd, who better have a little shrine to Geekologie in that closet. Come on, I’ll give you lock of my hair!

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Genius: Christmas Tree Ornament Flask

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