Drunkest/Pilliest Man Ever Battles Laser Wizard At The Convenience Store, Loses

 

Remember the video of the world’s drunkest/crunkest/least stand-uppiest man trying to score some beer from the convenience store ? Well it turns out he was battling a previously unseen wizard trying to prevent him from drinking and walking. This security footage, enhanced with technology so advanced you wouldn’t be able to comprehend it, explains it all. Even better than Clarissa, AND THAT BITCH KNEW EVERYTHING. Youtube Thanks to naas and matt, who are always smart enough to don their anti-invisible wizard capes when venturing out for more brewhaha.

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Drunkest/Pilliest Man Ever Battles Laser Wizard At The Convenience Store, Loses

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