That was such a treat, it’s going to make your King Size Milky Way taste like a dump.

It’s still hard to tell if The Road is going to be an overblown Roland Emmerich of a mess or a post-apocalyptic classic that will do its source material proud, but just from this new trailer I’m ready to give the film its first two awards. Award 1: Best Score That Makes Me Think the Trailer Will End with Someone Landing on the Moon. I’m not sure if this is the film’s actual score or a track lifted from a classic I’m failing to recognize, but hearing it has me on the edge of my seat waiting for that American flag to strike the lunar surface. Award 2: Most Disarmingly Gratuitous Use of the Wilhelm Scream . If you’re going to be that blatant about it, it should at least be followed by a cartoon “splat.”

In news probable to spawn a franchise starring Jaden Smith as J Jr., Men in Black III is coming : Sony is moving forward on “MIB 3,” the third pic in its sci-comedy franchise. “Tropic Thunder” writer Etan Cohen is penning the script, and Barry Sonnenfeld, who helmed the first two films, is said to be attached to the new installment, though there is no formal deal or offer as yet. The studio is eyeing a 2010 start date and could go as soon as the spring. The X-factor remains Will Smith. The A-lister, who starred with Tommy Lee Jones in the first two, has not committed to the pic, though in recent days the buzz in development circles has been that he is now interested in returning. Smith does not currently have a go movie lined up. Tommy Lee Jones’ involvement is uncertain. Etan, make sure to write something that includes the Pepe the Muppet-esque guys drinking coffee and Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones having comically large/small weaponry. That’s really all I ever walk away from the Men in Black movies remembering, and I worry, without those elements, I might end up just having an hour-and-a-half unaccounted-for absence in my life.

You will never see Sallah’s face in dwarf facial appliances again. Speaking to Empire , John Rhys-Davies–Gimli of Lord of the Rings –explained that he’s already declined appearing in future Tolkien adventures (though, in a parallel Sliders universe, he’s probably playing every role in The Hobbit ): While Gimli doesn’t appear in The Hobbit, his father Gloin does, so we asked him recently whether he’d be back for another go. “I’ve already been asked and to be honest with you, I wouldn’t. I have already completely ruled it out. There’s a sentimental part of me that would love to be involved again. Really I am not sure my face can take that sort of punishment any more.” His mouth says his face can’t take the punishment, but his résumé says he’s just too busy making original movies for SyFy and Cinemax.

When McG started making Terminator Salvation , he went in wanting, first and foremost, to correct what he believed was the biggest shortcoming he showed in his work on the Charlie’s Angel films: this time, he would see a bare boob. So, the director told Terminator star Moon Bloodgood that rain makes things artistic, and got the actress to take her top off for a few seconds in one rain-drenched shot. The pathetically tame scene was ultimately cut to ensure a PG-13 rating, but of course it’s appearing on the DVD to boost sales to the desperately horny. And now it’s on internet:

This is a Nintendo Rubik’s Cube made by deviantARTist r4r3truffle. Instead of just different colored sides it has elements from some of the most popular games over the years. I like it. Of course, I’ve never actually solved a Rubik’s Cube before. Which, I SAID I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. r4r3truffle’s DeviantART Page Thanks to matt, who solves Rubik’s cubes like Jesus’s father — with a hammer.

This is a Nintendo Rubik’s Cube made by deviantARTist r4r3truffle. Instead of just different colored sides it has elements from some of the most popular games over the years. I like it. Of course, I’ve never actually solved a Rubik’s Cube before. Which, I SAID I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. r4r3truffle’s DeviantART Page Thanks to matt, who solves Rubik’s cubes like Jesus’s father — with a hammer.

Of the things that Lindsay loves (nights of debauchery at the Chateau, Sam, nights of debauchery at the Roosevelt, the taste of her finger, and leggings), photo shoots rank right up there at the top. She gets to put…

Of the things that Lindsay loves (nights of debauchery at the Chateau, Sam, nights of debauchery at the Roosevelt, the taste of her finger, and leggings), photo shoots rank right up there at the top. She gets to put…

Jon Gosselin will be making a public apology for his recent bad behavior at New York's West Side Synagogue this Sunday. In a statement, Gosselin said: "I am well aware that my behavior over the past few months has…