Anti-Paparazzi Bag Flashes Bulb, Not Privates

 

Some guy named Adam Harvey designed an anti-paparazzi purse that, when the flashbulbs of the photogs go off, immediately flashes it’s own bulb back, ruining their pictures and effectively protecting your privates from showing up on TheSuperficial . Obviously, it’s a terrible idea. Terribly terrible. Right up there with the current public decency laws. IT’S HOT OUTSIDE, GIMME A BREAK. Also, a rub-down with that lotion ;). Seriously, I need you to SP my F. Anti-paparazzi device flashes lewd photographers right back [dvice] Thanks to FDSY, whose anti-paparazzi device looks a lot more like a sock full of quarters.

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Anti-Paparazzi Bag Flashes Bulb, Not Privates

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