Wife Cheats On Husband, They Separate, Man Demands Return Of Kidney Or Compensation

 

Doctor Richard Batista married his wife Dawnell in 1990 and donated a kidney to save her life in 2001. Since then, the whore of a hobag cheated on him and filed for divorce. And now Richard, like any normal person, wants his fucking kidney back (or $1.5 million in compensation). He told reporters at his lawyer’s office in Long Island, New York, that going public was a last resort. “There is no deeper pain that you can ever express than betrayal from somebody who you love and devoted your life to,” he said. But divorce lawyers say a donated organ is not a marital asset to be divided. Wow, I feel you Richard. And as a man who’s going through a divorce himself, I’ve got to say: thank God I never gave the bitch an organ. Or a kid. Haha, I’m free! Divorce man ‘wants kidney back’ [bbcnews] Thanks to Pat and Jennaiii, who know the only organ you should ever give your wife isn’t internal. Unless you’ve been swimming for a long time in cold water, in which case, hey, it happens to me too.

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Wife Cheats On Husband, They Separate, Man Demands Return Of Kidney Or Compensation

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