Stop Confusing Me, Damnit: The TOFU Robot

 

TOFU is a meat-free robot that looks and acts like a penguin crossed with a Furby crossed with my ex-girlfriend’s muff (which I DID see once when I walked in on her in the shower — score!) Developed at the MIT Media Lab , the little bastard dances to music and has OLED eyes that look eerily sexy. “He’s a “squash and stretch” robot, one that uses techniques of social expression employed by 2D animators to give himself some personality.” I have no idea what that means but I’ve killed my fair share of Furbys and, by God, I’ll kill a battalion of these little robotic bitches too. But….those eyes…. UPDATE : Humankind, please forgive me, for I have sinned in the most I had-sex-with-a-robot way possible. And, I still have some more reading to do on the subject, but I think I might be pregnant. TOFU is the most cuddly robot ever [dvice]

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