New Presidential Limo Ready For Action Jan 20

 

CLICK HERE FOR FULL SIZE IMAGE Remember the new presidential limo that Cadillac designed to be PEW PEW proof ? Well it’s been approved for use starting January 20th and is jam-packed with all kinds of exciting features like extra presidential blood (I’m not kidding) and 8-inch thick (me too, ladies ) doors that weigh as much as a 757’s cabin door. I thought it was funny the driver side window is the only one that goes down and even it only 3-inches (me too, ladies ) to “pay a toll or talk with secret service agents running alongside”. Pay a toll? Get fucking real! I know the picture is small, so click here to see the full size image and read all those little words. Then, read my lips: No. new. tickets. Seriously, I’m already driving on a suspended license. Shhhhhh! Inside the Rocket-Proof Obamamobile [gizmodo] Thanks to Pat and Vossk, who allegedly both banged hookers in the back of this thing while it was being built.

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New Presidential Limo Ready For Action Jan 20

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