Barack Obama To Star In Spider-Man Comic

 

Did you know Barack Obama collected Spider-Man comics ? I didn’t. But since he is such a big fan, Marvel artists have decided to feature Barack in a special inaugural issue . Mr Obama’s fan status was revealed by his campaign team, who released 10 little-known facts about the Democrat. “Right at the top of that list was he collected Spider-Man comics” In the six-page story, an impostor poses as the new president on inauguration day in a dubious attempt to cop a ride in the new presidential limo . That’s when Spidey has to swing in and bust the proverbial web . When an imposter turns up, Spider-Man leaps into action, greeting Mr Obama with the words: “Hiya, prez-elect! Loved ya in the debates.” Hiya, prez-elect? Loved ya in the debates? WTF, Spiderman? Next time I think it’s best if you just just keep your mouth closed. And also, the zipper of that costume — I think I saw your Spidey-bits. Obama to star in Spider-Man comic [bbcnews] Thanks to Jennaiii and Canoboy, who are immune to spider bites because they were both bit by black widows in utero .

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Barack Obama To Star In Spider-Man Comic

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